A lawyer boarded an airplane and sat down next to an attractive blonde woman.  After the plane took off, he decided to have some fun.

He said to her, “Let’s play a game to pass the time.”

She said, “I’m tired.  I just want to sleep.”

He said, “Come on, it’ll be fun.”

She said, “I’m tired.”

He kept at it until she said, “If I let you tell me the game, will you let me sleep?”

He says, “I know you’ll like it.  Here’s the game.  I will ask you a question.  If you don’t know the answer, you’ll give me five dollars.  Then you ask me a question.  If I don’t know the answer, I’ll give you fifty dollars.  OK?”

She agrees and he asks her, “What is the distance to the moon?”

Without speaking, she reaches in her purse and gives the lawyer five dollars.

Then she asks him, “What has three legs and four feet?”

He can’t figure it out so he searches the internet and finds nothing.  Next he calls all his smart friends, still nothing.  Finally he gives up and gives her fifty dollars.  She takes the money and starts to take a nap.

Frustrated he says, “So what has three legs and four feet?”

Without speaking, she reaches in her purse and gives the lawyer five dollars and goes back to sleep. Continue reading →